My last day at the museum is tomorrow, which means no more chalk art. Guess I’ll have to fill my pockets with as much colored chalk as possible, and develop my talent at home…
Let’s focus our eyeballs on the good drawing
Found colored chalk at work and got all technicolored on their asses
Only the classiest of whores
Cake seats: The seat that makes you wanna eat!
Grocery shopping woes of a leftover hater
You’re not really my friend until I call you sobbing about the poor mistakes I have made.
Fuck me, right?
I FIND FOREIGNERS VERY ATTRACTIVE
I used to think Alaska was a winter wonderland filled with igloos and snow. A good percentage of my childhood beliefs were crushed by my loving big brother and older cousin.